I AM FUCKING DYING. LMAO.
Boyfriend and I just cheerfully surfed the Thorki tag together and had a competition to find the most amusing porn. I THINK HE’S THE ONE GUYS.
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
WOW GREAT NEWS
#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN #LIL BOOTS #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL #ANIMAL FRIENDS](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r47z2OX01r6bovho1_500.jpg)
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
WOW GREAT NEWS
#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN #LIL BOOTS #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL #ANIMAL FRIENDS
